I'm a very complicated human being (not alien, human!) I would have Sigmund Freud calling for a doctor if he knew me!! At times I'm a gentle giant, but at times I'm a fire-breathing beast. It just depends on what kind of mood I'm in.
Now for the centerfold captions. I like to eat, sleep, and think. That pretty much sums it all up. I am the living Homer Simpson, Garfield the Cat, and Chris Farley all in one! My heroes are Robin Williams, George Carlin, Mitch Hedberg, Chris Farley, Mark Calloway, my imaginary best friend, the "football army," and my real friends past & present. I enjoy thinking, times alone, staring into space, times with friends, comedy, and WWE. I don't like politics or anything else that requires me to get up in the morning!
Currently I am in the middle of my graduate program at Ashland University.
Well, that's about all I'm going to say for now. If you'd like to know more about me, ask!
Page last updated April 03, 2006